Anonymous
EVYN!! I met the Zucke today and made a complete ass out of myself!!

WHAT. Who are you and tell me the whole story! Most importantly: did you meet Beast?



THERE IS A PHOTO ALBUM CALLED “BEAST IN A BAG”



A year ago today I got some new owners. They’re pretty good I guess, but I kind of wish they had some sheep to herd.

-Beast



Went to my first hackathon at Facebook last night. Writing code seems pretty fun, but the whole thing was a bit louder than I would have liked.
-Beast

Went to my first hackathon at Facebook last night. Writing code seems pretty fun, but the whole thing was a bit louder than I would have liked.

-Beast



Dad tells me all about important current events. 
-Beast

Dad tells me all about important current events.

-Beast



I just spent 20 minutes looking at photos of Mark Zuckerberg’s dog on Mark Zuckerberg’s dog’s facebook page. I am… officially through the looking glass.