| Anonymous EVYN!! I met the Zucke today and made a complete ass out of myself!! |
WHAT. Who are you and tell me the whole story! Most importantly: did you meet Beast?

A year ago today I got some new owners. They’re pretty good I guess, but I kind of wish they had some sheep to herd.
-Beast

Went to my first hackathon at Facebook last night. Writing code seems pretty fun, but the whole thing was a bit louder than I would have liked.
-Beast
I just spent 20 minutes looking at photos of Mark Zuckerberg’s dog on Mark Zuckerberg’s dog’s facebook page. I am… officially through the looking glass.